So I woke up today and went about what has become my normal lazy person routine over the past couple of weeks. I made coffee and then returned to the bedroom to harrass Gordy until he decided to rise too. After I finished my morning cigarette I heard a knock at the door. Earl answered it to inform us that they were back. Who is they? The dreaded Jehovah’s Witnesses. These J Dubs seem to be pretty nice but I’d still rather not have them invade my morning routine. 

They came for the first time the week before last and Gordy loves the opportunity to talk to anyone about religion so they stood outside by the front door and talked for about half an hour, this time he invited them in. They are currently sitting at the kitchen table and it seems as though it could be a long chat. I excused myself from the conversation because as interested as I am I cannot take the chance that they might convert me. There is no way that I can be a Jehovah’s Witness. I’m pretty sure that they would make that decision themselves if I talked with them for a short time but these people seem pretty determined and they haven’t made that assumption about Gordy yet so who knows what they’re capable of.